[theqoo] THE POPULAR 'POTA-MAN' THAT IS GAINING MORE POPULARITY THAN THE 'TETO-MAN' LATELY

t/n: Teto-man = Testosterone men, alpha energy, manly

Pota-man = Potato men, papa bear/beta energy

Teto-man: 

- Goes to the gym to lift weights

- Simple-minded, positive and cool 

- Have a long-time group of guys he hands out with regularly

Pota-man: 

- Soft, squishy belly fat

- Smells cozy

- Toughtless and gentle

- Their girlfriend is their best friend

*The most popular type of men among women lately has been this. And they are...*

Woman: Kyahhhh!!!! I love you!!!!

*A teto-man?! No way no way~~ It's the "Pota-man"!!! And what kind of characteristics do these people have?!*

Woman: You're telling me these are owners of unprecedented charms~?!

1. They have a soft and squishy belly

Man: Hihi?!

Girl: It's always growing?!

2. They're innocent and innocuous

Man: Uhehehe
Woman: He's so harmless and innocuous~

3. They smell pleasant and they're so cute 

Man: Googoo gaga *cutie has appeared!*

Woman: He's so cute!!!!

4. Their girlfriend is the best friend they have in the whole world 

Man: Play with me!! Yes yes~~ Play with meeeeee!!!!

5. They don't have much thoughts going on and are innocent.

Man: Huh?

Woman: So good~!!!

*If you were able to get a precious and rare Pota-man? You must be really a happy person~!*

Woman: Summoning my cute Pota-man!! Good good!"

original post: here

1. These are called Hannams, you boy crazies 

2. Ha...

3. 🤮

4. Ew f*ck 

5. Is this cartoon made by men from men?

6. I'll k*ll you seriously 

7. So the reason why they're called potato men is because they're shaped like a potato? Ugh...

8. I f*cking hate everything already right from #1... 

9. ??????????? What is this glamorization

10. More like they smell like f*cking stinky pigs

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