[theqoo] TXT RELEASING A 1.5 MILLION WON GOODS

bypannchoa March 13, 2026




Nature of Pain: The thorns of this product are designed to replace mental anxiety with physical stimulation. The resulting tingling is proof that your anxiety is being pushed out of your body.

Paradoxical Rest: Do not be alarmed by the strange tranquility you feel inside a bed of thorns or a casket. The sharpest place is sometimes the safest refuge.

Instant Shutdown: Your mind may become excessively quiet after using the 'Anxiety Switch' or 'Fire Extinguisher'. Please refrain from using it before driving as you will need time to adapt to the sudden peace.

Restricted Access by Others: All products are synchronized to the user's specific anxiety. If another person carelessly touches it, your anxiety may be transferred to them, or conversely, their depression may flow into you.

Refunds and Exchanges: Requesting a refund because your "mind has become completely at peace" is an act of denying the brand's reason for existence. We recommend fully enjoying the healed tranquility.

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You can't even refund it;;;













original post: here 

1. There will be no more anxiety ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

2. The house slippers, are they crazy? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

3. Ah this is so funny ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

4. Since this is from HYBE, I thought they were actually selling those ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

5. ㅋㅋㅋㅋ F*ck I was wondering who will actually buy those, turns out they're not selling them for real and I got a bit disappointed. I wanted to see the reviews

6. Ah this is part of their promotion? ㅋㅋㅋ It's not official goods? ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

7. This is so dumbfounding seriously ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

8. I'm not a fan, but if you don't like this marketing strategy, just move along. Why write all the hate comments?

9. Just what is this kind of concept?

10. The idea is quite good though??


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