[theqoo] THE AMERICAN STREAMER WHO CLAIMS THAT A HANDSOME MAN CAN DOMINATE ANY WOMAN

Clavicular

Real name: Braden Peters

He advocates "Looksmaxxing," arguing that since handsome men literally become alpha males capable of dominating women and unattractive men alike, one must cultivate their appearance even through plastic surgery, procedures, or drugs. 

The image above is a photo posted on his Instagram from a video where he advocated "bone smashing," suggesting hitting the jaw with a hammer to achieve a perfect jawline.

He goes around saying that if you just take care of your appearance, you can live like this, surrounding yourself with women and acting tough. 

He claims it's not just women; he says things like drugs and as***lt don't matter as long as you're good-looking. There are two memes related to him.

Clavicular Frame Mogged by ASU Frat Leader

The person next to him is a fitness influencer; the frame where they filmed the content mocking Clavicular is hilarious, especially the one where the plastic surgery is obvious and the skin is all shiny. 

And even more famous meme

Recently, Clavicular, an American influencer famous for his good looks, was indicted for shooting a d**d alligator multiple times in a public place while streaming. It is generally well known in the US that good-looking criminals receive lighter sentences. (Research shows) This is because in most US states, the criminal's identity is fully exposed, and the nature of public trials tends to elicit public sympathy.

 

However, what made this trial even more famous was... the judge turned out to be even better-looking. He is exactly the type of man Americans like. As a result, Americans started rooting for the judge. Who says Americans don't care about looks? The US is even worse.

He went to court for shooting a crocodile carcass, and the judge was super handsome. 

He said that he stopped steroids due to erectile dysfunction and lost all his muscle mass.

He's 20 now, so he's been using steroids since before that; his se**al function is probably...

original post: here

1. The judge is Nespresso model material 

2. Aside from the handsome looks of that judge, he also has that cool aura to him 

3. He looks freaking greasy and weird. Meanwhile, the judge looks like an actor 

4. Can someone cast that judge in a movie?

5. I just got a heart attack... From the judge

6. The judge has that American movie look 

7. I saw that judge and forgot everything else in the post 

8. Ah f*ck this is so funny ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

9. Judge-nim....

10. I read everything and the only thing I remembered was the judge 

11. Wow that judge really has an aura and he's handsome 

12. The judge is definitely the type Americans love, he looks like Superman 

13. You look like an actor, judge-nim 

14. Omo the judge ♡

15. Who is that judge? Why is he not acting?

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